I have two children born in the month of March, so I don't have a lot of recovery gift giving time after Christmas. I barely survived the holidays, what with all the technical stuff that my "children," who now tower over me, can't live without. And they say words that have no meaning to me; words like bits, bytes, megabytes, gigabytes and all kinds of other bytes. I know this sounds silly, but I remember bytes being something that left a mark. To make matters worse, I'm a mental midget when it comes to all things technological. I had a cell phone for a year before I realized that it had an …