The police report was brief. You might say that it contained little more than the bare essentials.
But, stripping away the few extra words that appeared, these were the basics: A 21-year-old Macungie man attempted to steal $298.95 worth of men's underwear about 3:30 May 18 from , 6900 Hamilton Blvd. in Lower Macungie, according to . He was charged with retail theft.